Sad Sad Situation

Here's a fun bit of trivia about me.

When Heidi and I were in high school Nickelodeon started a new kids show called Blues Clues.  I admit to a slight obsession with the main character named Steve.  Looking back I'm not really sure why, maybe it was a foreshadowing of things to come, or maybe I'm just attracted to slightly geeky guys (see current obnoxious husband for reference).  Anyhoo we would usually make time to watch it before we had to catch the bus in the morning.

Heidi sent me this now and then picture today.  Would someone please explain to me how you go from being on a cute kids T.V. show to I just filmed a porno with your mom?  Shudder. I guess if we had the answer to that question there would be a lot less of the Britneys and Lindseys of the world freaking out and shaving their heads, or spending the duration of their twenties in rehab.  To quote a Bowling For Soup song "It's a sad sad situation" and I am seriously disappointed in you Steve.